| | For Immediate Release: 
 Dial M for Monster - Space Monsters #1 Calling All Horror Fans!
 
 "Goooood evening, Earthies…"
 Do you have the nerve—nay, the audacity—to behold SPACE MONSTERS #1, the collector’s magazine so dripping with dread, it makes Tales from the Crypt look like a bedtime story?
 
 "Ohhhh, don’t turn the page just yet… because the real terror is missing out!"
 For a mere $14.99, you’ll clutch in your trembling hands 100 pages of diabolical delights, featuring:
 Casey Orr (GWAR’s Beefcake The Mighty)—sketching nightmares so vile, they’ll haunt your doodle margins forever!
 
 Donald Farmer—the madman behind Shark Exorcist, because demonic sharks are a niche… but oh, what a niche!
 
 Nicholas Vince (Hellraiser’s Chatterer)—proving that Cenobites have standards (chains optional).
 
 Elizabeth Belmont—a historian by day, a vampire whisperer by night (grading papers in blood calligraphy, no doubt).
 
 Dennis Daniel—the Rondo-nominated horror scribe whose words slither off the page like something from a forbidden tomb! (40 years of terror journalism—he’s earned the right to haunt you.)
 
 And that’s just the opening act, my dear, doomed reader!
 "Oh-ho-ho, but the horrors multiply…"
 
 Donald F. Glut (Empire Strikes Back novelizer!)—answering your questions (but NO Star Wars—some mysteries must stay buried!).
 
 Sadie Katz (Wrong Turn 6)—sharpening her Katz Claws for a scream queen showdown!
 
 Jason Brazeal (Editor-In-Chief & AI Genre Guru!)—Hollywood insider, FX savant, and the mad genius stitching this whole monstrosity together!
 
 "Shivering yet? You should be…"
 This 5.5" x 8.5" abomination is a FantaCo production—the same legends who brought you nightmares since 1978! Published twice a year, so you’ll have just enough time to recover… or not.
 
 "But wait—there’s more… if you dare!"
 Visit http://www.spacemonsters.art —where the monsters lurk… and the Kickstarter hungers for your support!
 
 Back the campaign NOW before it’s too late!  https://www.kickstarter.com/proj.../fantaco/space-monsters-1
 "So, my dear, doomed collector… will you let this eldritch treasure slip through your fingers? Or will you seize it… before it seizes you?"
 
 Grab SPACE MONSTERS #1 NOW—while your soul’s still (mostly) intact!
 "Until next time… sleep with the lights on."
 
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